Sweet Lord - Unholy Chocolate · Nov 26, 01:40 PM
You may try to take the title of this blog to be a mild invective or worse. But it’s not. It’s the name of a chocolate concoction that has the German church up in arms because it’s named what it’s named. It’s Jesus in chocolate. Of course, it’s not like the candy guys were working from a photograph or anything.
“Take and eat, for this is my body” was evidently never meant for chocolatiers who wished to “reintroduce traditional religious values into this commercial world.”
Coming from a place in which the visage of Jesus formed by the burned areas on a piece of French Toast is seen as a religious miracle and reason to pile the family into the old SUV for a holy pilgrimage, I just don’t get this.
I mean, how can something that’s commonly done in marble be immoral if you use chocolate?
We live in a strange world—oh sweet Lord.
— Guido Veloce
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